Here’s the now famous commercial from gay dating service ManCrunch that CBS has refused to air during the Superbowl. And yet an anti-abortion ad is okay. Is it because two aborted fetuses weren’t making out over a bowl of Doritos?
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Blazers vs Bobcats – Hot Live Blog Action
Live from the Rose Garden as the Portland Trail Blazers welcome the Charlotte Bobcats. Normally, a visit from the Bobcats would be an ideal night to rest the starters and just coast to an easy homecourt victory, but all of a sudden the Bobcats have freed themselves from this creature’s curse and become a playoff […]
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Congratulations, Brandon Roy. Once Again, You Are an All-Star
The news has just leaked that the Portland Trail Blazers’ Brandon Roy has been selected as a reserve for the Western Conference All-Star team. This is Roy’s third All-Star selection, although it’s unclear if he will actually make his way to Dallas for the February 14th game due to his current hamstring injury. Roy initially […]
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Blazers vs Jazz – Hot Live Blog Action
Live from the Rose Garden as the Portland Trail Blazers take on the Utah Jazz in a game more important than a thousand State of the Union addresses. The Blazers—who are more than just a bunch of bathroom mirror voyeurs armed with camera phones—are locked in a battle for second place in the Northwest Division […]
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Blazers vs Hornets – Hot Live Blog Action
Live from the Rose Garden as the Portland Trail Blazers welcome the New Orleans Hornets. Tuck in your shirt and do something about your hair, because ladies and gentlemen, Nicolas Batum is back. It only took 45 games, but the Frenchman is scheduled to see minutes for the first time this season. Oui! PRE-GAME:While there […]
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How Smart Are You? LET’S FIND OUT!
Something horrifying and hilarious is going to happen at the end of this video—you know this, right? And yet, CAN YOU GUESS WHAT IT WILL BE? Tell you what, watch 20 seconds of this, HIT PAUSE, and in the comments below write down what you think will happen. Then continue watching to see if you’re […]
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Ap-hockey-lypse Now Redux
Hey, remember this? Time to re-up, motherfuckers! The polar bear is back and he’s sending a flaming hockey puck up your poophole! Fuck you, Earth! Long live hockey! You’re welcome.
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Whites Only Basketball League to Please Racists, Fans of Sensible Passing
I thought we already had a whites only basketball team, and they were called the Utah Jazz. Zing! A Georgia resident named Don “Moose” Lewis is attempting to start a “whites only” league in a dozen different Southern (shocking, right?) cities. Lewis believes that white players are getting the shaft “due to the proliferation of […]
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Blazers vs Magic – Hot Live Blog Action
Live from the Rose Garden as the Portland Trail Blazers welcome the Orlando Magic. After tonight we’ll arrive at the halfway point in the season, and all things considered it’s stunning that the Blazers are still holding steady in the playoff hunt with a respectable 24-16 record. That’s the good news. Unfortunately, the bad news […]
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Blazers vs Bucks – Hot Live Blog Action
Live from the Rose Garden as the Portland Trail Blazers meet the Milwaukee Bucks basketball squadron in moderately competitive basketball action. Tonight is the welcome return of Rudy Fernandez, who has spent the past 40+ days on injured reserve for being too handsome. A pain I know all too well. Oh, and he had some […]
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The Mercury Gambling Challenge: Man vs. Pug (Final Update)
Pug wins! Pug wins! Yes, it’s true. Our man vs. pug betting challenge has come to an end with a rousing victory for Olive the Pug. Despite a lifetime of sports gambling, Matt Slessler was not able to beat the random picks of a pug dog, who made up for her slow start by accurately […]
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Blazers vs Cavaliers – Hot Live Blog Action
Live from the Rose Garden as the Portland Trail Blazers welcome the Cleveland Cavaliers. First it was Kobe Bryant on Friday, and tonight it’s LeBron James and Shaq. If seems like everyone that has sold a shoe in the past decade is here this weekend. Tomorrow the Blazers will scrimmage Manolo Blahnik. Women’s shoes and […]