I've got an audio recording of Matt Davis singing Karaoke at last night's Mercury holiday party. His choice of song? Carly Simon's "Nobody Does it Better."

You know you want to hear it.

I'll make you all a deal that's making Davis squirm: The online charity auction has raised, as of right now, $5,600.

If it hits $7,000 by 5 pm today--that's in three hours--I'll post all two and a half minutes of Davis' crooning.

Bid on any item, here. Or, chip in a donation directly to the Portland Women's Crisis Line here--and I'll count it towards our $7K goal.

Because nobody does it beeeeettttterrrrrrr than Blogtown readers...