
Really, Max Brumm is running for mayor. He knows he’s young (he’s 19). He knows he doesn’t have a lick of experience (although, “my dinner room talk is politics,” he insists). He also knows he won’t be able to raise the hundreds of thousands of dollars he’ll need to stay alive in one of the hardest-fought mayoral elections in years (but he is planning a rap concert fundraiser this summer).
But I have a soft spot for Brumm anyway. This ought to be a joke, but he’s spent too much of his family’s money, on T-shirts and banners and a website, etc., for this thing not to be a little serious. And he’s even got a platform.
At a press conference downtown this morning, surrounded by his relatives and his old friends from the Lincoln High baseball team, Brumm—a self-described liberal and technically the first person to declare for mayor next year—worked hard, if nervously at times, to come off like a grown-up candidate.
“I’m determined to be the new blood, the new voice, the new face of Portland,” Brumm read authoritatively from mostly memorized prepared remarks, comments captured by myself and three news stations. “I see no one taking action. I see no change occurring. I want to be that change… I’m not a couch potato. I figure I can sit aside or do something about it.”
So what would Brumm’s brand of “change” look like?

Brumm’s vision is threefold: Revive publicly funded elections. Invest in building and improving the playing fields at city parks, so families don’t have to move to the suburbs. And stop spending so much on bikeway improvements, at the expense of providing smoother roads.
Otherwise, “we’ll just have artists painting green boxes on the bumpy streets,” he said.
Two other pieces of his platform call for booting motor vehicles off the Sellwood Bridge and bringing a rodeo-like event downtown to fund college scholarships.
I realize, and I hope Brumm does, that he probably won’t be invited to many candidate debates. Although there’s a part of me that wishes he would be (we’ll certainly invite him and all comers to our endorsement interviews next winter).
Brumm, an earnest, articulate history major and ballplayer at Clackamas Comunity College, is light on depth and details. (He mixed up Washington and Clackamas counties, at one point. His big metaphor for city spending involved baking an apple pie.) But still, he’s sitting right on some of the major fault lines in Portland politics.
How much influence should special interests and the wealthy wield over our social policies? Is Portland a place that families of modest means must forsake for the suburbs so they can live more comfortably? Is Portland making smart investments in its infrastructure?
Asked about Mayor Sam Adams, Brumm insists he’s “not running against Sam right now. I’m running for the city.” But asked later whether Adams, undeclared but quietly running for re-election, has done a good job, Brumm was quick with an answer: “I don’t think so.”
Asked why he thinks he’s qualified to replace Adams, however, Brumm stumbled a bit before coming up with a quote. That’s because, I suspect, his reasons for running have as much to do with sentiment as substance.
He comes from a political clan—and he’s clearly inspired by the memory of his grandfather, Thomas Brumm, who died in 2006. Thomas Brumm helped fan the flames of Neil Goldschmidt’s political career. And he worked in Bill Clinton’s White House. Max said the two used to talk politics constantly and that he was constantly exposed to campaigns as a child.
And when he came up with his quote, he did manage to sound like an old hand, even if he was still mostly blustering.
Said young Max Brumm, reflecting back on all 19 of his years: “It’s not my first rodeo.” It probably won’t be his last one, either.


“bringing a rodeo-like event downtown to fund college scholarships”
He’s got my vote.
yeah, rodeos! i just L-O-V-E seeing grown ass men tackle scared baby cows to the ground repeatedly. gross.
…and running on an anti-bike infrastructure plan in portland? MF PORTLAND? come on!
If he really has a separate room for every meal (“my dinner room..”, my lunch room, my breakfast room…). I think he can self-finance his run.
He had my vote until I saw his positions and his jacket.
I think he’s wearing the jacket in an ironic “Banned in the USA”-era Luther Campbell way.
Campbell, btw, is running for Mayor of Miami-Dade County.
If they only could combine Luke’s political acumen and clean history with Brumm’s fresh ideas and political outsider status – well, that’s a ticket you raise the roof for.
PROS OF DUAL MAYORSHIP WITH LUTHER CAMBPELL AND MAX BRUMM:
1) Merging of Miami with Portland
2) More Cuban Sandwich Options
3) City Hall renamed “Fuck Shop”
CONS:
(None.)
Denis, when asked if he thought the current Mayor was doing a good job, didn’t he just answer with “No”? When I heard it, I thought i was more blunt than a quiet and quick “I don’t think so”
This is kind of like Parks and Rec in real life. I approve. I just hope he builds us a massive ice rink.
@503Fan:
I’ve got “I don’t think so” written in my notebook. Which Max said pretty forcefully, I recall.
I get the feeling this Max guy is merely vying for a cameo on the next season of Portlandia…
@FC, had the same thought when I first heard Brumm was running. Rodeo = Ice Town.
@CC, you have convinced me to run on an “Ice Town Rodeo” platform.
Ice Town Rodeos!
Vote secured, young man.
I like the Campbell/Brumm platform, too, CC. It could also include making “The Train” the official game of Portland.
From sunny South Florida, I hereby nominate CC #5 as comment of the week.
As a parent to three boys about Max’s age, I am sure there are enough embarrassing text messages & photos of him to be found on social networking sites tol bring down any possible candidate.
I admire the restraint in not including the Mommie Dearest boardroom clip: “Fuck you, fellas. This ain’t my first time at the rodeo. The sword cuts both ways…”
@monkeybeat. What sort of generalized narrow minded statement is that? Attack his campaign, fine. Attack his arguments, why not. But to out and out say “Oh, well he’s a 19 y/o boy, he must have something in his closet that we can use to screw him,” ? That tells me that you’re not even giving the kid a shot. This is a perfect example of a spiteful person, sitting on the sideline, jealous of what someone else has and they don’t. Are you going to tell us next that you would do a better job? Well guess what, at 19 he’s out there doing while you sit back and eat cheatos while surfing the net. Give a legitimate argument other then he’s to young. I retort with, you’re to f’ing stupid… By the way, computers have spell check now, look into it. That is unless you like people thinking you’re a 12 y/o illiterate.