For a month, Portland Mayor Sam Adams has been subjecting his face and city to a mustache which, in my opinion, looks like the kind of ‘stache an old cowboy would have.
Mayor Adams’ office is raising money for prostate and testicular cancer research by participating in Movember, sort of like a jog-a-thon where instead of jogging, you grow a mustache for a month. Today is the last day of the growing season and his entire office (plus a baby) took time to immortalize the hairy situation.
People have notified me that I’m anti-mustache. So: poll! Here is a closer shot of mustached Adams and baby to help inform your vote.
Why does Sarah Mirk hate cowboys so much? I feel like there’s some definite unresolved childhood issues at play here.
“Movember” doesn’t really roll off the tongue, I suggest a change of month (and location of follicles) next year with “Muttonchoptober.”
Fuck you sarah, mustaches are okay.
Van Dyke-uary?
Or Pubetember. We can get both genders involved.
I hope for your sakes Sam Elliot never sees this post, or he’ll suddenly switch to reading Willy Week.
Just remember this article next time you are complaining about men commenting on a woman politicians clothing, etc, Sarah.
When I first read this I thought it said “Sarah Mirk Will Finally Shave Gross Mustache”