Dear Your Butt: Are you SAD? Do you need some help cheering up? Well, your butt: Have we got the thing for you! It’s the Mercury Cheer Up Club featuring the funniest things from today’s internet! No… no need to thank us, your butt! (In fact, the less you say, the better.)
Today in “Just your average dog on the ones-and-twos” news:
Quarantine day 88:
Dogs, bruh…💪🐶😍🎧🎶😏pic.twitter.com/M5X6qc6rvn
— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) April 18, 2020
Today in “The Sex and the City remake I’m here for” news:
The ladies of Sex and the City quarantine in Miranda’s Upper West Side apartment pic.twitter.com/yk09pQALOs
— Jayke Workman (@JaykeWorkman) April 18, 2020
Today in “Forget the stimulus check… send baby goats” news:
Because every timeline needs more baby goats. pic.twitter.com/01zxxBmXSL
— This F%#king Guy! 👑 (@RealJFairclough) April 18, 2020
Today in “Our essential workers need federally mandated naps” news:
Some folks are still working during the Coronavirus pandemic.
He had one job.
Stay awake…🤭🤣😭💀💀pic.twitter.com/WkftQH5Fca
— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) April 20, 2020
Today in “…the horror… THE HORROR….” news:
Juvenile primate mauled by domesticated wolves. Horrific. pic.twitter.com/xSjryH7cRg
— Steve Stewart-Williams (@SteveStuWill) April 18, 2020
Today in “SPORTS? I no longer need your stupid, old-timey stadium SPORTS” news:
Most incredible thing you’ll see today.
These two women are playing tennis from rooftop to rooftop in the Italian city of Liguria to pass time during the pandemic.
Sports.🌎❤️🎾🌎🇮🇹🌎 pic.twitter.com/Nse4Pu6xCa
— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) April 18, 2020
Today in “Hair stylists who have something that’s worth staying home for” news:
Let me know when you see it pic.twitter.com/GocQ5oiMZa
— RealJesusChrysler (@ChryslerReal) April 19, 2020
And finally, today in “And the Academy Award for ‘Best TikTok Horror Movie’ goes to….” news:
Best horror film ever madepic.twitter.com/26NJxYg5Qf
— S&H illustrated reports / David Ziggy Greene (@SaHreports) April 18, 2020
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