Last month, Marjorie posted a video of pranksters pulling “the old slip ‘n’ smash” where kids would pretend to slip in grocery stores and smash plastic jugs of milk on the ground. According to the comments, YOU DID NOT APPRECIATE THIS BEHAVIOR. Well quit shaking your cane, Grandpa—because the cops have identified the kids criminals, and are filing charges! C’mon, let’s all “tsk-tsk-tsk” along with this news anchor!

Ahhhhhh… now you can die happy.

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

4 replies on “Justice is Served… Cold; Milk Jug Pranksters BUSTED!”

  1. I can tell you think we’re harsh, Steve, but if your pantyhose got soaked with milk you too would be ready to dairyboard those little shits.

  4. These young boys had their whole lives ahead of them. As I watched this video it was incredibly difficult, even for an outsider like me to watch these two young men that had such promising futures, star merry pranksters, very good students, literally believe their life fell apart.

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