Haters are right about this one.

[Fake editor’s note: Alex has a B.A. in philosophy which qualifies him to be a couple things: a Subway sandwich Artist and pedantic. In this series, he uses the latter power to ponder some of today’s most troubling moral questions. -Nobody]

Haters are right about this one.
  • Haters are right about this one.

Every story about a genius involves disproving doubters. Eight publishers passed on Harry Potter. Michael Jordan didn’t make his high school basketball team. The princess wasn’t in the first 23 castles Mario jumped onto.

But some people aren’t geniuses, and they also face rejection. Numerous publishers refused to publish Rich Shapero’s book Wild Animus; it’s the worst book ever written. Like Michael, I didn’t make my high school basketball team; I still can’t hit a three pointer to save my life. Mario’s cousin Sorryo has never saved a single princess; when you play as him, you just run headfirst into battle with a dinosaur that murders you [citation needed].

Are we, as a society, morally culpable for the continued misery that anti-geniuses like Rich Shapero, my jump shot, and Sorryo face for our near constant rejection? Haters are, by definition, gonna hate. But that doesn’t mean they’re always wrong. By telling people to ignore hateful feedback, are we only putting off their inevitable realization that they suck and by doing so, making that realization much more painful?

Personally, I think the larger hazard is in losing great works from geniuses that quit too soon, so we should continue to encourage people to ignore negative feedback. But once they reach the Gladwellian threshold of 10,000 hours, they should be forced to quit. Perhaps we can form an anti-genius parole board that monitors repeat failures and makes sure they don’t put pen to paper, hand to ball, or frog suit to video game character again.

In exchange, we could promise to reign in haters and make sure failures receive no further negativity. But as soon as they’re caught near a self-publishing website, the haters are called back in.

That’s just one genius’s opinion. What’s yours?

Alex is a moderately attractive comedian and Internet celebrity. He writes about philosophy, robots, travel, and himself.

4 replies on “The Big Question: How Should We Treat Anti-Geniuses?”

  1. I got that book for free years ago, someone had boxes and boxes of copies on the waterfront during a festival or something. Anyway, JESUS CHRIST IT IS SO FUCKING TERRIBLE.

  2. I’ve never even heard of it.
    Anyway, with bands and books, it’s always the same. Anybody could, yes. That doesn’t mean everybody should.
    I mean, what’s so wrong with being a basement band forever? Or just sharing your poorly-written bullshit with your diary? And you know who will go on and on about how awful critics are? Joe Rogan. Don’t be that guy, and know when you Are being that guy.

  3. i too got that book for free years ago at a phish concert. I read it twice. What the hell are you talking about? That is a good story about a college kid struggling to find his identity after college. I am the ram too.

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