LOCKOUT—Dry those tears, basketball fans. While it doesn’t look like the Trail Blazers are going back on the court anytime soon, you can smother that sadness with a screening of 1978’s Fast Break, a vérité-style documentary of the championship ’77 team, and remember the days that used to be. Rip… (sniff) City…? Sob. NL
Hollywood Theatre, 4122 NE Sandy, 7:15 pm, $7
THIS IS HARDCORE—The frenzied, filthy, insane shows of Seattle’s provocatively named Tit Pig are quickly becoming the stuff of legend. Tonight the hardcore band—named after a gay porn star—takes over the Know on a bill put together by Green Noise Records, and you’re probably not gonna come out of it the same. NL
w/the Bi-Marks, Doom Patrol, DJ Ken Dirtnap; The Know, 2026 NE Alberta, 8 pm
My, what a Busy Ned!