You can’t beat the weather, so you may as well muster an attempt to enjoy it, right? Widmer is once again hosting their annual “The Big Chill” tonight, a free party showcasing music (Deelay Ceelay), winter clothing from Compound, U.S. Outdoor Store, Lizard Lounge, NAU, and Antic, and naturally beer, including their aptly named winter seasonal, “Brrr.” There’s also a photo booth and a silent auction of local artists’ winter-themed pieces made with re-purposed snowboards, toboggans, and sleds to benefit Mountain Wave Search and Rescue. It’s a good time to make like a snow bunny… Tonight, Grand Central Bowling, 808 SE Morrison, 9 pm, FREE
- US Outdoor Store
- I have never gone skiing in my entire life, but if I did I would wear something like this so the search and rescue could see me when they come to fish me out.

If a fashion column blogged on the internet, would anyone notice?
Can I show up already drunk after HUMP! and have sex in the photo booth with my ex-boyfriend? I might accidentally bid on something and make some people uncomfortable.