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I don’t have a lot to say about this, other than “Hey, look. It’s a snake wearing a sweater.”

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Okay, fine… I’ll think of something.

1) Snakes are cold-blooded, therefore it doesn’t need a sweater. BOOM. SCIENCE.
2) Is it torturing this snake to wear a sweater? I don’t know, I don’t care, because I fucking hate snakes.
3) That’s a terrible color for that snake. I’d rather see it in mauve.
4) If you’re going to make a snake sweater, at least make it long enough to cover up its body. Half its ass is hanging out!
5) Like, what if this snake ate a sheep? Then the sweater would be INSIDE his body! (I’ve been smoking a lot of pot today.)

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

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