I don’t know what’s wrong with me today. I spent a truly shameful amount of time this morning feverishly trying to find these shoes in my size online even though they only cost like $40 with means they are total POSs that are no doubt made in China under compromising conditions and pretty much are in direct opposition to everything I believe in:

BUT COME ON, ZOMBIES!!!!
Slightly more respectable, is this stroke of genius from Members Only:

I think I need to lie down.
Things are usually much more civilized on MOD.

Where can one get that jacket?
It’s actually vintage. I would check Ebay as well as the estate sales of dead nerds.
Oh. I’m family-friends with the Hamills. Maybe they have spares.