Put on a Snuggie? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? It’s like a billion degrees outside! I need something that I can comfortably wear while walking around in the office, or leading staff meetings. Oh, and I don’t want to wear underpants either. WHAT SHOULD I BUY??
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
DO WANT to see that brunette model wear it toga style.
I’ll second that.
DO WANT to see that male model wear it tunic style.
Don’t forget to bring a towel!
TOGA, TOGA, TOGA, TOGA
I need one of those.