As you jerkwads of Blogtown decreed, I’m off to Footnight tonight for a foot fetish party tonight. Please help me decide what to put on my feet for the evening—I’m really toeing the line on this one (PUNS ARE WHAT YOU DESERVE).

Mercury copy chief and appreciator of the most sophisticated form of comedy: PUNS!

13 replies on “What Kind of Footwear Should I Wear to a Foot Fetish Night?”

  1. I think a stipulation should rightfully be added to the knee-high boots.
    At the most opportune time, you must slowly take off one of them.

  2. while i’m all in favor of Footnight the “decree” says 169-159 for “Creation 2011 Northwest!” on my browser. am i missing something?

  3. @* Indeed the poll does say Creation by 10 votes, but I the poll went on longer than it was supposed to (something to do with setting a time limit on when the poll closed). Footnight won at the time of my deadline. So Footnight it is.

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