If you’re anything like me, you’re still working off those excess pounds left over from the holidays. That’s why I’m starting a semi-regular feature entitled, “May I Ruin Your Lunch?” in which I post videos whose sole intent is to temporarily put you off your soup. To start, here’s a short video from a porn movie I starred in way back in 1985, in which I was asked to seduce the shit out of my co-star via the seductive power of dance. This video contains no nudity, and yet is rated NSFW for “unwarranted groping, and general nausea.” Enjoy your “lunch!”


via

https://youtube.com/watch?v=fwcSNM9ckx0

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

5 replies on “May I Ruin Your Lunch?”

  2. I’m at work so I can’t watch this yet. But when I get home tonight I’m gonna chug a bottle of Boone’s Farm Tickle Pink and then…oh, baby!

  4. @WSH: That’s right! That famous, jaw-dropping scene in FROM HERE TO ESPERMITY! Good thing they happened to have a camera rolling so they could put it in the film…

Comments are closed.