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Didn’t they get the memo that cupcakes have jumped the shark? Also, those are really shitty cupcakes, no way those will compete with even the most basic cupcake amateur-cum-pros.
Just realized that “amateur-cum-pros” really doesn’t sound like what I intended, especially in the context of frosted cupcakes.
What I meant, of course, was upstart fancy cupcake makers.
“Because not every child is allowed to have a birthday.”
Yes, yes. It is much better to have the child be born into the ICU of the hospital and die a couple weeks later than to abort it. That way it can be baptized before it dies, otherwise it will have original sin and go straight to hell.
Except: LDS doesn’t believe in original sin. Unbaptized children under 8 are automatically saved according to LDS.
Hmm, well there goes that theory…
“Because not every child is allowed to have a birthday.”
I think they mean Jehovah’s Witnesses. Those poor JW children… I hope the bake sale helps.
Wait, so you have to eat (consume, destroy) a cupcake labeled life? Isn’t that sort of mixing up the symbolism a little?
And really, if birthdays are the concern here, they should really be going after the Jehovah’s Witnesses. Those cats never get any birthdays.
Hey kids, you want a birthday? You can have mine from last year. I got smashed on rotgut vodka, sucker-punched by a bouncer at a titty bar, and broke two teeth after I fell down a flight of stairs. Oh yeah, and I barfed all over my girlfriend’s car. She left soon after. Birthdays. Who needs ’em?
yea, there’s nothing sadder than a zygote unable to experience its first trimester birthday.