I don’t get bodywash. I don’t get why it’s any different from soap, and I don’t get why it’s called “bodywash.” However, in about 42 words I will stop what I’m writing, run down to the Fred Meyer and pick up some Old Spice Bodywash, and it’s only because THIS COMMERCIAL CRACKED MY SHIT UP. (And I quickly found out that “cracked shit” doesn’t smell so good.)
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
I don’t know if it’s a mental thing, but soap always dries the shit out of my skin, and leaves it with that nasty filmy feeling…and body wash doesn’t.
I am a proud user of Old Spice body wash.
God, that’s hilarious! Too bad most of the comments on there are from racist ass hats.
Why does it look like he’s pulling the bottle out of his ass?