Have I mentioned I went to college with comedian Andy Dick? We weren’t super tight, but we knew each other, and he still owes me $20 for a pizza that I paid for, and that he ate. That being said, this is what he looks like now in a police booking photo taken last night.
Here are the gory and hilariously depressing details of his arrest, courtesy of The Smoking Gun:
Comedian Andy Dick was arrested this morning by California cops on drug and sexual battery charges. Dick, 42, was nabbed around 2 AM in a Riverside County parking lot after he allegedly groped the breasts of a 17-year-old girl and then pulled the teen’s tank top and bra down, exposing her breasts (the incident occurred outside the Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant). During a search of Dick, police discovered a small amount of marijuana in his pants pocket and a single Xanax pill for which he did not have a prescription. An “extremely intoxicated” Dick was booked into the Southwest Detention Center, where bail was set at $5,000.
Hey Riverside County police department! Can you maybe make that bail $5,020?
maybe they should send john lovitz to his cell to slap him around a bit…
that’s a super creepy picture. He’s got kind of a squinky eye that’s skeeving me out.
he ordered a sub from the magazine i work for a few years ago- bastard never paid! apparently andy has lots of outstanding debts…
voted most likely to waver under the cusp of success, plateau, and then crash and burn.