Just when the poor girl was getting her life back on track, it would seem that an evil soul-patched slug from her past has come crawling out with a sex tape under his arm. (That is, if slugs had arms.) You undoubtedly recall Adnan Ghalib — the super creepy, weirdly bearded papparazzo who wormed his way into Britney Spears‘ heart and was seen greasing around Hollywood with her during the final weeks of Brit’s public breakdown. He went underground for awhile, but now he’s back… with a supposed sex tape… and ready to sell it to the highest bidder. CLASSY! From Defamer…
[Ghalib] told Heat magazine: “There is such a tape, but I won’t discuss prices for hypothetical enquiries.
“Unless there is a locked-in deal, I will go no further.”
An unconfirmed source claims the two-hour X-rated footage features Britney naked wearing just a pink wig and was allegedly shot in Mexico.
Adnan added: “I am not interested in selling out any other details about Britney.”
Thanks so much, Adnan! It’s just so great that you’re looking out for Brit’s best interest in such a generous way.

Adnan puts the “GHAAA!” back in “Ghalib.”

Absolutely nobody could have seen this coming.
I don’t think we’re talking about love here. We are talking about S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N!
Sex Cauldron? I thought they shut that place down!
That dude has a very high creep factor.
Mr. X, well played.
Demonjuice stole my only chance at a valid comment. So, ditto.