After yesterday’s madness prompted CBS to temporarily pull the plug on Two and a Half Men I thought the silliness had hit its peak. So wrong! Known Vatican assassin warlock Charlie Sheen sent an open letter to TMZ this morning that cannot be ignored. The vague anti-Semitism and grandiose personal claims have only just begun, you guys. Sheen is no soft target!
What does this say about Haim Levine after he tried to use his words to judge and attempt to degrade me. I gracefully ignored this folly for 177 shows… I fire back once and this contaminated little maggot can’t handle my power and can’t handle the truth. I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words—imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists. I urge all my beautiful and loyal fans who embraced this show for almost a decade to walk with me side-by-side as we march up the steps of justice to right this unconscionable wrong.
Remember these are my people … not yours…we will continue on together…
Charlie Sheen
Anyone know where the steps of justice are? I have an unconscionable wrong that needs righting!
FIRE-BREATHING FISTS!!!!
I think Charlie Sheen and Frank Cassano are the same person.
HE. HAS. AN. OCTAGON!
Hey Charlie, wanna get in my octagon?
He is so into Role-Playing. D&D Hardcore Stuff.
Oh Carlos Estevez, you and your octagon never stop entertaining.
I heard he was going to rent an octagon for some porn stars to live in together.
I’m not saying this is the best thing ever. But I’m not saying it isn’t, either.
I hope they never take down the TAIL BLAZERS ads on Max. Every time a new Charlie Sheen story breaks, they just get more and more awesome.
I think he’s been sharing a straw with Randy Quaid.