BREAKING: Randy Quaid has bravely exposed a vast conspiracy run by Hollywood executives, Google, and, naturally, his brother Dennis. This clandestine, Illuminati-like organization is aided and abetted by a “monstrous ring of accountants, estate planners, and lawyers who are mercilessly slandering me and trying to kill my career and, I believe, murder me in order to gain control of my royalties.” These people are known as “Star Whackers.”
He would also like a job, if that’s cool.
Lloyd Braun strikes again!!
Finally, someone has the balls to come forward!
Sounds like he’s got a Scientology problem?
Nobody likes Lloyd Braun.
Isn’t Randy the voice of the Panda for that chinese food brand?
What was that about a monstrous cock ring? Or am I still just dazed from that Brazilian YouTube video?
You serious, Clark?
It’s amazing how many ways he found to say “the Jews are out to get me” without saying the word “Jews”.
Serenity now, insanity later!
Cousin Eddie vs. the Star Whackers: I thought it was a “Battle of the Bands” type thing.
I think “Star Whackers” is what Charlie Sheen was looking for in NYC.
Aren’t the star whackers opening for star fucker this month?