First of all… EVERYBODY’S OKAY. Secondly, that information will not make you feel even the slightest bit better as you watch this footage of a mother duck and her ducklings crossing a very busy highway—FILLED WITH CARS THAT NEED TO SLOW THE FUCK DOWN. Clear your throat first, because your heart will be leaping into it.
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Of course this wasn’t lucky for the ants living next to the freeway who were subsequently stomped and devoured by relieved and hungry ducks.
Or maybe they pecked a homeless man to death!!
Frogger comes to mind.
Maybe they did, Steve. And he thought he was finally safe from bills!