Okay, Japan! Now you’re just fucking with us! YOU HAVE NO INTENTION OF MAKING A REALISTIC HUMAN ROBOT! You just want to create these… these… weird, creepy things that look kind of human-ish but with flippers and bodies that just kind of trail off and….GAAAAAHHHHH! Stop it, Japan! I’m fucking serious! STOP… IT!!!

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Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

2 replies on “Tonight’s Nightmare Today”

  1. I don’t know if I like weird, creepy things that look kind of human-ish but with flippers and bodies that just kind of trail off or not until I’ve watched television with them.

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