Some unthinking bastard puts a little girl mask on a monkey, and lets it walk around a restaurant. (WARNING: What is seen can never be unseen!)

:13 GAHHHH!!!
:26 Shit… SHIT!! DON’T TOUCH IT!!
:35 Oh for… just… close your legs! Especially when you’re sitting next to Grandpa!
1:05 “Wait. Are they… are they laughing at me? God. They’re totally laughing at me! Un-fucking-believable. Man. This super sucks.”
1:23 “Fuck you guys, and fuck your mask. I’m not a clown put here for your amusement. Take your restaurant, and this… this sponge, or whatever it is, and FUCK… OFF. Nyaah. DON’T BEAT ME! DON’T BEAT ME! I’LL PUT THE MASK BACK ON!!”


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https://youtube.com/watch?v=0ZqG0lYRR1g

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

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