The people in this town have me in a tizzy. I just moved into a new house, new neighborhood and have had to introduce myself to the new neighbors. I swear to god, the glazed-over look I get when explaining my sexual orientation is too much; I’m getting tired of it!
IT’S NOT THAT HARD: I’m an Alpha Cuckoldress (primarily dom but also switch) attracted to endowed Alpha / Dominant cucks, and includes a variety of bulls (sub/dom/switch).
My love of dominant males makes it a bit of a niche subgenre of cuckoldry that doesn’t have a name yet: not exclusively BBC like most seem to be, not into humiliation, but rather the intense intimacy and emotions, respect and devotion that develops between partners. Its about the journey!
I am ultimately looking of a dom/primary male to fertilize me so that we can together raise at least two tribal children.
Whenever I explain this to the neighbors… *poof*… they just check out. I guess I shouldn’t have bought a house in a neighborhood filled with a bunch of older homeowners. Old people… nay, MOST people need their hands held as if they were children. GET WITH THE TIMES!
much too much information to share with neighbors, or the readers of this blog for that matter.
You know this was written by a basement dweller who couldn’t pick his neighbors out of a lineup if he needed to. He’s not an alpha anything, but a dude who is excited to say yes every 2 years when the opportunity to get some finally presents itself.
“I am ultimately looking of a dom/primary male to fertilize me so that we can together raise at least two tribal children”
Noooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
You are not mom material. Seriously.
Salem, Oregon has the highest concentration of alphadomcuckers and betasubslaves.Check it out.
First of all, obvious troll attempt.
That said, I,Anon, you’re a fucking tool. The last thing I need to know about someone (especially a neighbor) when when meeting them for the first time… Their sexual preference (unless it’s predatory in nature).
You obviously feel the need to volunteer this information because you’re under the impression that it makes you interesting. WRONG!!!
Stop wasting your time believing that complete strangers should give two shits about your sexual preference or desire for some fucked up family situation.
Niche subgenre of cuckoldry?…more like a niche subgenre of I Anon look at me douche-pontoonery.
Your mistake was assuming that anyone gives a big enough shit about you to listen to you blather about yourself for more than 20 seconds.
I also enjoy fucking
IT’S NOT THAT INTERESTING.
The problem is, PDX has too many Alpha Cuckoldresses already. You should try something more unique. Otherwise, its just same old same old.
I think this person used a kinky magnetic poetry kit to come up with this troll post.
I think people use kinky magnetic poetry kits to make excuses for why they can’t get a date
This is I, Anonymous, not I, Tinder.
Troll level 10
Everyone knows that Gamma Cuckoldry is the new thing
I don’t get it…. So you watch BBC news about tribal children?