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Who in the fuck shows up to work and the very first thing they do is feed their face on company time?
Like full on sit, phone scrolling, and chowing down.
Might as well get your newspaper out.
Oh.
That’s another generation.
Yo bro, or bruh, or brah, brew that coffee too.
Get your bib on.
Feed your face.
And then don’t work for the first hour.—Anonymous