The right-wing is crazy, we all know this to be true. In fact, more than domestic terrorists, the biggest threat to our national security is fundamental right-wing white males: Domestic terrorists.

Under the guise of “patriotism,” these white males are nothing more than simpleminded terrorists. Funny thing is, radical Muslims and these so-called “patriots” have more in common than you might think. Seriously, they should get together, have a BBQ and play with each other’s guns.

Let’s compare:

Both groups believe they have god on their side.
Neither believe in evolution.
Both believe women should be subservient to men.
Both want a national religion with prayer a prominent part in education.
Both believe abortion is murder.
Both believe homosexuality is a sin.
Both want to dictate their morals with severe penalties for non-compliance.
Both believe pre-marital sex is a sin.
Both want a nation based on theocracy.
Both oppose access to contraceptives
Neither are opposed to a VIOLENT overthrow of the federal government.
Both believe in martyrdom. (LeVoy Finicum?)

The list could go on and on… and on and on… but you get the point: Whether they’re from across the ocean, or born and bred in our own nation’s backyard, these people are violent unenlightened individuals with a distorted view of reality and need to be dealt with appropriately.

14 replies on “Patriots, My Ass”

  4. ^ You sure have a lot of beliefs there Persona Non Grata. Too bad one of them isn’t about getting a job or evolving as a human.

  5. Where is the Press? Why does the Merc accede to the FBI withholding facts in the case? It looks so far, as though the FBI is covering up their own acts of criminality. Send a reporter to the scene and interview the victims. Don’t just paraphrase press releases. If you need an incentive, do it for the Pulitzer. It’s too bad you didn’t have somebody down there from the beginning. This is typical citified chauvinism that the country doesn’t matter. Democracy is tyranny of the minority by the majority.

  6. ^^…and PSU hires armed Nazis to patrol campus and abuse poor, innocent students who just want to grow and smoke really awesome, heirloom weed strains like good Christians. Go eat some more mushrooms, Dred…or whatever your sock puppet is called this week.

  7. Dred’s got shrooms? What happened to PNG’s beliefs? Why would I/A have censorship? Was there a swear word used, or something?

  9. Bravo! I couldn’t agree more, Anonymous. Religious fundamentalism of any stripe is a vile offense to the entire human race. That being said, the BBQ is a great idea but I think you’re a hair off base. If sane, rational people could arrange for a meeting of large groups of right wing fundamental fanatics, they’d wipe each other out before they got the coals lit and broke out the macaroni salad. The world would be a safer place, though, so it’s a win/win situation.

  13. The pigs are trigger happy. The Fed’s in the wrong to begin with. The government should have dealt with this by rescinding the abusive policy which was never lawfully enacted by Congress. The local police are working on behalf of the Joint Terrorism Task Force, in violation of The Posse Comitatus Act.

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