Rain jacket, check! Gloves, check! Sweater, check! Rain boots over my jeans, check! Beanie, check! Umbrella, check! I need to close the window because it’s cold, check!
Please people. We haven’t even left September yet. 2 days of clouds and grey skies, barely any rain, so fucking drop me off at melodrama station, and pick me up where the sun don’t shine, which is my ass crack. This is Oregon. And it doesn’t even rain here a lot. And it’s 66 degrees with 83% humidity. Move away.
Rain and Cold
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Cracked me up too. The women went from low cut shirts and tiny shorts to – literally overnight – pea coats, scarves poofier than the marshmallow man and endless layers. Talk about anxious to break out the fall wardrobe.
Even during the summer– like fucking June / July– we’ll get a single rainy morning and this compels the fairweather cyclists to break out the $80 rain pants, $59 shoe covers, $140 rain pants plus gloves, lights, etc.
Despite what the manufacturer claims, none of that shit is all that breathable, especially when it’s like 78F. Might as well commute in a sauna suit, dumbasses.
Dust off the Elliott Smith albums.
The I,Anon blog is dying a slow painful death.
^ you=the reason
^^ Another sad instance of Rick on Rick crime.
Don’t be a statistic.
lol the two SJW Ricks are feuding?
And you’re just the breath of fresh air this blog needs “other Rick.”
LOL, assisse still uses “lol” and all new acronyms you need to look up on Urban Dictionary.
Just why is Dick synonymous for Richard, anyway?
Hey Balbricker,
Per your scenario, Rick Stevens would be the acronym. Now we need the definition ya dummy.
HAARPS fault, they’re beaming radio waves at the city to make the people docile. At least we don’t have flouride in the water…yet.