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My Uber driver and I had a little challenge locating each other in downtown. When I finally spotted him, I walked up to the car in the road. He was stopped at a stoplight. Before that some massive SUV honked at him for driving down the road to stop at a stoplight. I walked between the cars to get into my Uber first in line at the stoplight, and mouthed to the car, “fucking relax.” I am not a fan of Ubers stopping in the road to pick up a ride, most especially if it’s holding up traffic. I am not a fan. This occasion was different because it was a stop. He wasn’t moving. I got in, still red light. We sat for a minute on the red light. Light turns green, the car behind zooms on by all stink ass underoos riding up his ass. As usual to all these idiots, to have to stop at the very next block because of a red light. Now we’re behind him, and at the Apple store, you know it, no lights, this fucking ass idiot stops to pick someone up. If that ain’t some fucking dumbass bullshit. I hope “they” eat their stink ass underoos everyday all day long. That is what is wrong with society and human nature. Has nothing to do with any real issues in the world. Just dumbass people, born and being entitled idiots all their lives.—Anonymous