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I’ve been told I’m a good neighbor by my one neighbor. I guess they had bad neighbors before me. What makes a bad neighbor? Loud music and noises? Sketchy activity and people coming and going at all hours? Unkempt yards? Encroaching and impeding elements from one neighbor to the next?
I don’t have “big” neighbor problems. But as we say, it’s the little things.
There’s one neighbor with their bright ass florescent light in the kitchen that is blinding from across the street, and on at all hours of the day for long periods. The one neighbor with 4 cars that needs to be backed in with headlights blaring into my view. The neighbors with the tenants that sit on their porch and heads down on their phones, every time I step outside. Like, how do you just not have a job? Or how do you never have to leave your house? The neighbor who will walk back and forth in their fenced in yard for exercise. The neighbor with motion sensor bright ass lights on every corner of their house, especially the one facing my bedroom, and in their backyard. The neighbors who play basketball in their backyard instead of playing on their street or going to a park. I’m glad I don’t live in an apartment anymore though.—Anonymous