They’re issuing Gay Cards now and I’m saddened to report that I scored pretty dismally on the official-gay-card quiz:
I got my Gay Card just the same. But to raise my Gay Card score I’m gonna hafta get some GaGa/Cher/Madonna on my iTunes, invest in a wider selection of hair product, and go out dancing more frequently than my current once-in-a-never schedule. You can take the Gay Card Quiz here. Then you can giddily share your score somberly discuss whether this quiz amounts to a little harmless fun or whether it reinforces the horrifying stereotype that all gay men everywhere are sex/hair/gym-obsessed lubeheads in comments. Enjoy!
“You know the importance of good lighting.” Yes! Yes I do!
Otherwise, the thing is pretty much an assessment of how Annoying you are, and I was pleased to score low.
As a hetero male, I got a 32. Dan, there may be vagina in your future.
52 baby! And I’m straight! Suck it Dan Savage!!!
/ . . . . wait
//confused
///Shrugs, puts on headphones, plays Kylie
That’s just about the stupidest thing I’ve seen since I quit Myspace half a decade ago.
28 here
C&B you took the words right out of my internet. This whole idea is fuggin gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
even as a devoted homosexualist, I got a 40. I mean so much of this depends on having money.