As a friend who wishes to remain anonymous says, “Why didn’t they just call it ‘2 Fast 2 Furious, 1 Dead 3 Injured’?”
The full story, at the Oregonian, can be read here.
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But should we all feel bad for finding the whole thing hilarious?
I vote no. *giggle*
Wait, where is the other half of the Acura? Or is this a two-parter? Sorry, bad joke.