Introducing my new favorite movie: Age of the Dragons—AKA Herman Melville’s Moby Dick… But with Motherfucking DRAGONS. And Danny Glover. And Also Electric Guitars. Behold!

I have nothing to add because this movie looks absolutely perfect. Other than the fact that we’re supposed to believe this dipshit is Queequeg, that is. But whatever.

Via io9.

With honor and distinction, Erik Henriksen served as the executive editor of the Portland Mercury from 2004 to 2020. He can now be found at henriksenactual.com.