I just happened across an event happening tonight that for some inscrutable, incomprehensible, unforgivable reason, the organizers didn’t bother telling anyone at the Mercury about. No, it’s cool, guys. It’s not like I have Scotty and Spock action figures presiding over my keyboard or anything. It’s not like sometimes they fight a terminator or anything. It’s not like I’d care at all about an event like this. WHATEVER.
Anyway, Stovokor—Portland’s very own Klingon metal band—is playing a free show at the Mission tonight, and “if you appear wearing a red shirt [GET IT?! —Ed.], you are entered to win passes to the Portland premiere of Star Trek, almost a week before it officially opens Thursday, May 7th.” Plus, there’ll be a “cinematic mix tape/sizzle reel”! I put an exclamation point after that because I’m not quite sure what that means. Porn, probably.
Anyway, more details here and here. Now if you’ll excuse me, Scotty needs to un-fragment the dilithium crystals before Skynet destroys us all forever! Hurry the fuck up, you lazy Scottish bastard. Otherwise I’ll just call up Geordi, and he’ll do this shit right.
Stovokor at Mission Theater (1624 NW Glisan), 7:30 pm, 21+. FREE.
Stovokor is neat. I believe their lead singer only has one arm.
That cool kids club is on its way to being a cool kids gang!
FIND JOHN CONNOR. HE IS ON THE HOLODECK.
Because see you said the Terminator and so…
never mind.
Tell me there’s a Marina Sirtis doll?
I have an ….errr friend who was always very fond of her.
TRek nirvana…just learned that the Roseway Theater (best secret in town) is running loud show at 11pm fri and sat for star trek! We saw this for watchmen and its the coolest thing ever