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Marvel Editor-in-Chief Joe Quesada showed up at the NYSE yesterday. I’m really glad to see that while our economy’s in the shitter, this is what the people who track, follow, predict, and shape it are spending their valuable time and effort doing. “No, no–I don’t have time to discuss petroleum futures with you! Can’t you see I’m trying to awkwardly applaud something or other while wearing giant foam Hulk hands? HULK CLAP! CLAP CLAP CLAP!”

With honor and distinction, Erik Henriksen served as the executive editor of the Portland Mercury from 2004 to 2020. He can now be found at henriksenactual.com.

9 replies on “Gee, I Wonder Why Our Economy Sucks?”

  1. It also is pretty telling that they could only front the money for five pairs of hulk hands when there are seven people in that picture.

  2. Gee, I Wonder Why Our Economy Sucks?

    Because Democrats have been in control of both houses of Congress for the past 1.5 years.

    Congress is responsible for the budget, the debt limit, corporate oppression, taxes, keeping domestic oil companies from seeking domestic oil sources, mandates, etc.

    The ignorant can blame the president but only Congress has the powers mentioned above – and more.

    Three cheers for liberals?

  3. Oh yes, Erik must have forgotten all about those tax-and-spend Lieberals and their dismal Iraq War. Way to go, liberals!

  4. Fuckin’ hell. It’s a humorous post about Hulk. Ligh-hearted. Trivial. Not to be taken too seriously. And you come in and start doing the Fox News douchebag routine. Of course I’m going to laugh at you. It’s sunny outside. It’s Friday. Go smoke a bowl and take a nap. You’ll feel better afterward.

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