THE ULTIMATE INTIMACY!
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Earlier today, Gawker was kind enough to point out that Fox has made a PDF of James Cameron’s Avatar script available for download. Gawker was also kind enough to skip right to page 90 to see if Zoë Saldana was lying about there being a more explicit sex scene that was shot, as opposed to the finished film’s montage of gentle dry-humpin’ ‘neath a magical tree made of fiber optics.

Brace yourselves. What is read cannot be unread.

THE ULTIMATE INTIMACY!
  • The ultimate intimacy.

You’re welcome!

With honor and distinction, Erik Henriksen served as the executive editor of the Portland Mercury from 2004 to 2020. He can now be found at henriksenactual.com.

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