The day they started pulling the Chilean miners out of a collapsed mine in October 2010 was a very exciting day. It was one of those few news stories everybody was happy about. Afterward, the miners kept their story close to their chests; as a person who, in their shoes, would’ve eaten a gun long before the first guy had to poop, I was helplessly intrigued by them and thirsty for more info. The 33 is what I get for being greedy.
Elinor Jones writes the gossip column, THE TRASH REPORT, as well as movie reviews, and dinosaur stuff. She likes your lipstick. More by Elinor Jones