THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 3
8:00 FOX THE O.C.
Ryan, Marissa, Seth, and Summer are back, and the “Dean of Discipline” is still a jerkhole.
8:00 WB SMALLVILLE
November sweep’s stunt casting continues with special guest star Tom “Dukes of Hazzard” Wopat.
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 4
8:00 FOX BERNIE MAC
In order to discipline the kids, Wanda steals Bernie’s secret weapon—whooping that ass with a belt!
11:00 HBO REAL TIME WITH BILL MAHER
Season Finale! Bill and guests continue to hilariously skewer the Bush boys in their final episode of the season.
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 5
8:00 CMT JOHNNY CASH IN SAN QUENTIN
Cash’s historic concert where he entertained the boys behind bars!
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 6
8:00 FOX THE SIMPSONS
Brand-new episodes, including the famed “Treehouse of Horror XVI”!
11:00 TOON THE BOONDOCKS
Debut! Adult Swim welcomes this shit-hot adaptation of the racially aware comic strip.
MONDAY, NOVEMBER 7
8:00 FOX ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT
Yay! Two new back-to-back episodes featuring Michael’s lackluster attempts at wooing Rita and sniffing out a company mole.
8:30 COM THE COLBERT REPORT
Check out this heee-larious parody of Fox News pundit shows—it’s just as funny as The Daily Show!
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 8
8:00 UPN AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL
Cue the catfights and lesbian lip locks, here’s a pant-load of unseen footage from the past eight episodes!
8:00 WB GILMORE GIRLS
Just when things were heating up with Logan, in walks Rory’s bad boy ex, Jessie.
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 9
9:00 UPN VERONICA MARS
Veronica helps a formerly convicted murderer find his missing daughter—because she’s cool like that.
9:00 ABC LOST
Lost returns with new episodes, and Sawyer’s gunshot wound becomes life threatening (and hopefully non-boring).