Okay, let me get this straight: “Candy, candy, candy-candy-candy. Sweetie, sweetie, girls love. Chewing, chewing, chewing-chewing-chewing. Cutie, cutie, so candy love.” GOT IT. I will take this information into my daily life—and everything will be better because of it.



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Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

9 replies on “A Thoughtful Musical Treatise on Candy, Chewing, and Life”

  1. Tommy, jeez, it is just some ‘sweet’, innocent J-POP.
    I would argue that our own society, with its’ obsession with Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian, etc etc is much much weirder.
    Steve – get this song from Graham’s playlist?

  2. Not exactly sweet and innocent. This is a brilliant homage to shoujo-ai. Which is why the masked poseur is rejected. Like the onion, you gotta peel beneath the surface to get to the good stuff. And remember… Whats pink and chewy 🙂

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