Jakob Dylan, you can step down now. The Dylan lineage has now given us a new punchline: Pablo Dylan. Yes, the very same up-and-coming emcee that recorded “Top of the World” and declared “Bitch I’m gonna get that crown, while I’m at it I might reinvent sound.” Evidently sound is reinvented by sounding like a Drake knockoff. Anyway, Pablo gave an interview where he talks about his grandpappy:

“I mean, really, my grandfather, I consider him the Jay-Z of his time, and he definitely has a legacy that a lot of people look up to.”

Does that make Joan Baez the Beyonce of her time? I am so confused right now.

End Hits: The Freerhymin’ Pablo Dylan

Ezra Ace Caraeff is the former Music Editor for the Mercury, and spent nearly a third of his life working at the paper. More importantly, he is the owner of Olive, the Mercury’s unofficial office dog....

12 replies on “Bob Dylan’s Grandson Spits Some FIre”

  1. “Pablo, soon to turn 16, is an avid Hip-Hop fan and cites Eminem’s Eminem Show as the first hip-hop album where he really fell in love with the music.”

    Reminder: YOU. ARE. OLD.

  2. @theterminizer uh huh. I’m basically frightened to go to PDX Pop this weekend b/c I know I’ll have to confront my obsolescence in the face of all the attractive teenagers.

    Also, a LOT a Drake knockoff.

  3. oh boy, oh boy…. the kid born with silver spoon in his mouth and never had to work for anything, would like to transform himself into gangsta brother from ghetto with no future ahead of him… exept being raper! ROFL.

  4. This kid is a piece of GARBAGE. What a loser. He needs to change his last name, because he is a little pig and a piece of trash and is undeserving of the last name Dylan.

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