St. Vincent is coming to the Crystal Ballroom! On Monday, March 24, Annie Clark will bring her skewed, polymorphous, very modern rock to the Portland stage, and we’re giving away a pair of tickets to the show! To enter to win, it’s just a hop, skip, and jump—actually, it’s easier than that, it’s just a click away—over to End Hits.
Ned Lannamann is a writer and editor in Portland, Oregon. He writes about film, music, TV, books, travel, tech, food, drink, outdoors, and other things. More by Ned Lannamann

“skewed, polymorphous, very modern rock” = unlistenable, pretentious crap.