It’s time for another personality-driven edition of Name This Band! Here’s a band promo pic that was emailed to us, and it’s a doozy.
Each one of these guys looks like he’s angling to be the front man, from the longhair on the left with the Confederate flag emitting from one side of his body, to the arms-outstretched chinbeardo, to the punk dude in Converse, to the cult-leader/worst-school-psychologist-ever type to the far right. But it looks like pleather-jacket flyboy might actually be the brains of this operation (hint: he’s famous for something other than music).
Leave your funniest made-up band name in the comments! Don’t worry about getting the band’s name right (another hint: they are playing at this event)—just worry about being funny. As always with Name This Band, there are no winners and no prize.
The Wet Hugs
Lynyrd Chynbyrd
The Pillage Vapeholes
#notalllegs
Statler and Waldorf and Friends (and a racist).
The Strolling Groans
One of Us Doesn’t Really Need to Pee Super Bad
Skydmark
Human Garbage feat. Yech
I think that’s Severus Snape over on the right.
The Sparks Malt Beverage Experience
Choad Staynn
Dixie Pricks.
Douche Rigley and the Two Pump Chumps.
The SebastianBachArtAlexakisSugarRayMickMars90’sTrentReznor Redneck Jamboree
Wocka Wocka Wocka.
#Ivehadthesejeanslongerthanmycarphone
Everqueer
The Pocket Poolsharks
Ex Slytherin Profs Nabbed on Morals Charges (ESPNOMC)
Five Dudes in Search of a Brain
is that wrestler Chris Jerricho?
Loaded Crotches
Mookie, you think that that’s Chris Jer…
It doesn’t matter what you think!
TAINTLORD
CLUSTERFYCK!!!!!!!!!!
Daterape Drugstore
Which way to the loo?
Pudd/NotPudd