Judgment Day: Conservatives dig into Sonia Sotomayor for her “sharp tongue” and anything else they can think up.

Bomb Yr Facebook: The Pentagon creates a military wing to defend the Internet.

Climate Change: WMD? A new study says global warming causes 315,000 deaths a year with killer weather!

North Korea: WTF? The country of his holiness Kim Jong Il continues to fuck shit up. Will Obama decide to use military force?

Hugo Chavez: STFU? Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez launches “four day Talkathon” in honor of himself.

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Chavez: Large and in charge!

Milk Market Implosion! Organic dairy producers across the country might soon go under.

Crumbling Castle: West Hills “Canterbury Castle” is due for demolition.

High speed rail! High speed rail! Northwest bigwigs meet in Vancouver to plan our glorious future.

Beau Files Restraining Order! Against an Oregonian reporter, alleging threatening text messaging occurred.

Sarah Shay Mirk reported on transportation, sex and gender issues, and politics at the Mercury from 2008-2013. They have gone on to make many things, including countless comics and several books.

3 replies on “Good Morning News!”

  1. How about a “Good Morning Local News” today?

    Beau Breedlove filing a restraining order against an Oregonian reporter…

    Sam Adams declining the annual pay rise…

    Quite a bit to report on for a change…

    (BTW, I’m eagerly anticipating Blabby praising Sam Adams for his integrity in turning down the pay rise, just like he praised Fritz & Fish’s integrity yesterday)

  2. Thanks for pointing out the Beau story, Stu, I missed it – I don’t usually check KATU for Good Morning News links… I added it in.

  3. They’ve been talking about high speed rail between LA and SF forever, too, but who knows when it’ll happen. I’d rather see high speed rail between here and SF than anything else.

    Or I guess I could just, uh, fly.

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