“I WANT THIS DONE NOW. NOW, IF THERE ARE NO DEADLINES, NOTHING GETS DONE IN THIS TOWN!!!” That’s the President on health care reform. Swoon:
PASSENGER WRESTS GUN FROM CARJACKER, SHOOTS FLEEING ROBBER!!! On Southeast 84th.
NINE WOMEN ACCUSE TRAILER PARK MANAGER OF SEXUAL ASSAULT!!! At 6415 NE Killingsworth.
MADOFF BILL WOULD CHARGE RICH INMATES $90 A DAY FOR JAIL!!! Ouch.
BABY BOOMERS MOST SELFISH GENERATION IN AMERICAN HISTORY!!! What hope for their children?
PEEPHOLE OUTRAGE!!! New York Post is outraged by these hot nude pixxx of alleged ESPN anchor.
CHRIS BROWN!!! Is sorry:
BACKYARD BURIALS ARE THE NEW IN-HOME BIRTHS!!! Except, you know, they’re stupid.
Good day.

Why is O’Bama hanging out with Dr. Pedobear?
Is Chris Brown the worlds most famous bus boy or something? Did he break the worlds biggest tub of crystal wine glasses? I don’t get it.
What’s stupid is paying someone thousands of dollars to fill you with chemicals, dig a hole, and drop your body in it. This works for some people, of course it wouldn’t work in the city.
“I WANT THIS DONE NOW. NOW, IF THERE ARE NO DEADLINES, NOTHING GETS DONE IN THIS TOWN!!!”
Spoken like a true dictator
Yeah there’s nothing more dictatorial than practically begging Congress to enact your health care reform, without the tiniest sniff of any actual coercion.
Watch out, Stalin!