GOOD MORNING, BLOGTOWN! When you’re tryin’ to flee from any fakin’ grin, I tell you what to do, just bring my money in. LET’S GO TO PRESS.
A new Oregon law requiring background checks on private gun sales kicks in on Sunday—which means, as usual, the hillbillies will be flying to the gun shops in a blind panic (and it’s HILARIOUS).
The woman who seemingly committed suicide off the 27-floor Standard Insurance Building has been identified by police as 46-year-old Juana Elena Valdez of Hillsboro.
A University of Oregon student who claims she was gang raped by members of the school’s basketball team has agreed to settle her lawsuit for $800,000 and a tuition/housing waiver. The accused players were kicked off the team and have left the school.
Fox News releases the names of the 10 Republican presidential wannabes who will participate in Thursday night’s debate—and guess who is front and center? DONALD TRUMP. (This will actually be pretty entertaining, I bet!)
Naturally Jeb Bush wonders why it’s important to spend $500 million annually on women’s health. (It’s not for a single woman, idiot!)
According to the Washington Post, the FBI has begun investigating Hillary Clinton for allegedly using her private email to send and receive classified information.
Gunshots fired near Camp Shelby in Mississippi for second consecutive day http://t.co/06NFq2LxZc
— The Guardian (@guardian) August 5, 2015
Just for fun, guess the name of the state where this headline happened: “Police find meth lab inside Taco Bell restaurant.”
First it was the unapologetic dentist who killed Cecil the Lion, now an Idaho woman who’s a big-game trophy hunter has been bragging about murdering a giraffe.
The world’s most decorated freediver, Natalia Molchanova, is missing off the coast of Spain after taking a dive, and feared dead.
Once popular singer Lenny Kravitz is now popular again after his dick fell out on stage. That’s one way of doing it!
Now let’s discuss Portland’s WEATHER: Much cooler and 76 today, with clouds flitting in and out for the rest of the week.
And finally, sorry if you haven’t seen it, but Paul Rudd’s first entrance in the Netflix show Wet Hot American Summer: First Day at Camp is the best entrance EVER!!
