Welcome back, glorious sun!
The voters giveth, and the Legislature taketh away. Lawmakers in Salem got one step closer last night to limiting the number of medical marijuana plants each person would be allowed to grow once it becomes legal in July, theoretically making it more difficult for people to grow bushels of it, stockpile it, and then sell it on the black market.
Finally some good news out of devastated Nepal: A teen boy survived 120 hours trapped under the rubble of a collapsed guest house before being rescued by workers.
I don’t even know where to start with this one, but it involves swindling a tree farm owner out of millions of dollars by baiting him with a flirty 17-year-old in a blonde wig and a fake British accent who convinced him they had a baby together named Giorgio Armani. Really.
This toilet will warm your bum and clean it too. They do it most everywhere else in the world, why haven’t we caught on to this here in ‘merica?
A hungry sea lion off the coast of San Diego stole a fisherman’s catch right out of his hand (with photo!), only the sea lion (accidentally? or on a dare from his buddies?) pulled the man underwater and dragged him 20 meters (sorry, British publication, too early to convert to ‘merican) before letting go.
In news that doesn’t make sense, the Washington Post reports that another inmate who was transported in the same police van that took Freddie Gray to jail told officers he could hear Gray “banging against the walls” of the vehicle and believed that he “was intentionally trying to injure himself.” Uh-huh.
You can turn your home into a horror movie. No No No NO NO NOPE.
In case you needed one more reason to love 82-year-old Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg, here it is.
I made you breakfast. It’s healthy.
Here’s an intense video of a Baltimore resident giving Geraldo Rivera the what for about his media coverage of the riots:
An easier way to turn your home into a horror movie is Airbnb: http://calgaryherald.com/news/local-news/t…
If you want nice warm bum cheeks and a freshly-sprayed anus, I suggest you check out Maru at 3810 SE Division St. An authentic Japanese food experience going in AND out!
Shelby, strangely enough while hanging out with ‘the boys’ down in Marfa Texas last weekend, the subject of Bidets came up, and it was the opinion of a fellow traveller that the paper industry here killed the potential of such a useful device becoming the norm, as it is in many European countries.
I don’t know if this is true, but I certainly wouldn’t doubt the possibility the paper industry lobby would try to fight it.