This is hilarious, and yet makes me despondent... because I know I will never experience a reaction as pure and as joyful as the one this teenager has after receiving One Direction tickets for Christmas. (I might for an N*SYNC reunion, though!)
Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)
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