This is hilarious, and yet makes me despondent… because I know I will never experience a reaction as pure and as joyful as the one this teenager has after receiving One Direction tickets for Christmas. (I might for an N*SYNC reunion, though!)
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey