Actually, this kid is pretty funny… until you realize that he’s going to grow up to be yet another entitled dickhole who your daughter will inevitably wind up dating.


Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

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