It’s every parent’s worst nightmare: Your child comes out as a Yankee fan. I mean, how humiliating is that? To suddenly discover your baby is unrepentantly STUPID enough to like the fucking WORST baseball team in the world? As a parent, what do you do? You can’t abort ’em—it’s too late! I guess you just have to somehow convince the little idiot the stupidity of his ways, and… oh, what? Now you’re gonna CRY about it? Yeah, why don’t you just go ahead and CRY, you stupid little Yankees loving baby! RED SOX 4-EVAH!!!

Stupid Yankee loving baby.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=kWI7N9XnM7Q

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

5 replies on “Stupid, Stupid Baby: Everyone Hates the Yankees”

  2. Aw, shucks. This got taken down by some seemingly responsible parent that didn’t want their child to become and Internet meme. So selfish! (go Yankees!)

  4. I gotta say, props to this kid for sticking to his guns on something he likes, despite being bullied by his dad. Lots of people claim to be Yankees fans, but this right here is the real deal.

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