Are you from Miami? CONGRATULATIONS! Here is a very… unusual… public service announcement reminding everyone that it’s somewhat colder in Portland and northern Florida than it is in Miami. GIRLS WHO WALK AROUND IN MINI-SKIRTS AND NO SLEEVES DOWNTOWN ON A SATURDAY NIGHT: Are you hearing me? Watch this video. IT’S COLD, YOU IDIOTS.


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https://youtube.com/watch?v=2a7z37GU9bM

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)